OK, I know some folks claim to ‘love’ their bicycles, but here is a story of someone taking it to an extreme. Now the questions arise:
- Was it safe sex?
- What constitutes safe sex with a bicycle?
- Was it consensual?
- Was the bicycle ‘of age’?
- .. and many, many more …
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December 19, 2007 at 2:00 pm
chatterbox
Ew! My love for the bike is definitely not eros love!
December 19, 2007 at 2:59 pm
chris
Sex with pavements seems much wierder to me for some reason.
December 20, 2007 at 10:47 am
CyclistRick
Chatterbox - Yes, I know.
Chris - both seem weird; quite weird, in fact.
December 20, 2007 at 3:52 pm
twinkiepatissier
and it would have been ok if he used a blow-up doll, stuffed animal, pillow or a pie? he’s not getting a bicycle for xmas from santa for being naughty.
December 20, 2007 at 5:29 pm
CyclistRick
twinkie - at least the blow-up doll, stuffed animal, pillow and pie are soft. Not that I am into sex with any of them, but if I were into inanimate objects I would hope I would choose something soft.