Bicycle sex?

December 19, 2007 in Cycling, Miscellaneous, Recreational Cycling by CyclistRick | 5 comments

OK, I know some folks claim to ‘love’ their bicycles, but here is a story of someone taking it to an extreme. Now the questions arise:

  • Was it safe sex?
  • What constitutes safe sex with a bicycle?
  • Was it consensual?
  • Was the bicycle ‘of age’?
  • .. and many, many more …

5 comments

  1. chatterbox’s avatar

    chatterbox on December 19, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Ew! My love for the bike is definitely not eros love!

  2. chris’s avatar

    chris on December 19, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    Sex with pavements seems much wierder to me for some reason.

  3. CyclistRick’s avatar

    CyclistRick on December 20, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Chatterbox – Yes, I know.

    Chris – both seem weird; quite weird, in fact.

  4. twinkiepatissier’s avatar

    twinkiepatissier on December 20, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    and it would have been ok if he used a blow-up doll, stuffed animal, pillow or a pie? he’s not getting a bicycle for xmas from santa for being naughty.

  5. CyclistRick’s avatar

    CyclistRick on December 20, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    twinkie – at least the blow-up doll, stuffed animal, pillow and pie are soft. Not that I am into sex with any of them, but if I were into inanimate objects I would hope I would choose something soft.

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