The Velo Bella party disguised as a CX race was yesterday, and since we are not the type to miss a party we attended on the guise that The Wife wanted to try her first CX race. Have to thank and congratulate the Bellas and their partners, friends, and sponsors for putting on a great party and race. Lots of fun. The only party pooper was the SC County Sheriff’s office that was being a bit tight on the parking rules; they were threatening citations if you even thought of parking in a spot not painted as a parking space.
There were a lot of strange and unusual looking folks lurking around. OV gets the prize for best tan lines; perhaps he should talk to Roman K. about using the tanning salon to even them out. The Wife was afraid to look, fearing that OV was going commando, but since I peaked under the skirt I can attest that there was some lycra between me and things that may or may not be of interest.
The costume ‘race’ was a total pimp session as a few tried to woo the judges with lap dances, cheers, and who knows what as bribes. I suspect a few of the contestants had a bit of beer ‘lubrication’ to help. There were lots of beer, and pie, and strawberries being handed out as prizes. The Wife and her crew of super heroines were some of the winners, and despite being in calorie deficit mode we still drink beer so the prize stayed with the family.
Some folks actually raced! I did a bunch of cheering, mostly for the women. Of course The Wife got the biggest and most cheers, but I spread them around a bit. Lauren wore the Princess Leia belt in order to get some superpower assistance, but it backfired as she got a flat! And then had to endure the taunts of OV yelling ‘just ride it’ and ’shred that tire’ as she tried to shoulder and run to where her husband could effect a wheel swap. Amy A. wore a bandana dust-mask that matched her sweet custom Rivendell, Janet seemed to glide effortlessly wearing a smile the entire time, and Soni seemed to be in a zone and somewhat oblivious to the my verbal encouragement. After the women finished we stayed for a while to catch up with a few more folks and to cheer on those brave or crazy enough to race on single speeds.
The Wife had a lot of fun, though we will have to see how the account balances as the soreness and bruises deduct from those credits. I suspect she might try it again, but not for a few weeks. Besides, there are more parties not disguised as races coming up.






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